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What Took So Long Barry?

28 April, 2011

“So, as we’re sure you’ve probably heard by now, the usurper Mr. ‘O’, has released his birth certificate.” Jeff, the office manager, had a unique way of stating the obvious.

“Big deal”, treburn replied and turned around to face the office, “It doesn’t really matter. It’s a piece of phoney baloney, pork based no doubt!” He swiveled back around and quickly displayed a picture on the computer.

“There ya’ go, read it, or just look, rather, and be amazed…probably took ’em a while to ‘whip something up all official-like!” treburn muttered. What popped up on screen, surprised everyone in the small office.

Fake as they come, ya'll

“See”, he said, “no raised seal… and there, look, his father would have been called ‘Kenyan’ not African back then probably, and the name of the hospital…”, he punched some more keystrokes:

Kapiolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital’s name didn’t come into existence until 1978. Before that time the hospital was called Kauikeolani Children’s Hospital. On Obama’s certificate it says he was born at Kapiolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital.
The name didn’t change to Kapiolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital until Kauikeolani Children’s Hospital merged with Kapi‘olani Maternity Home in 1978. So how could his official long form birth certificate that was generated in 1961 have the name of the hospital that wasn’t created until 1978?”

[MORE FOUND HERE]

From the hospital’s own website:

“This is the story of two hospitals: Kauikeolani Children’s Hospital and Kapi‘olani Maternity Home.
“Concerned about the welfare of Hawaii’s mothers, Queen Kapi‘olani held luau and bazaars to raise the $8,000 needed to open Kapi‘olani Maternity Home in 1890. She endowed her legacy with “Kulia i ka nu‘u” or “Strive for the highest.”
“In 1908, Albert and Emma Kauikeolani Wilcox donated $50,000 to start a children’s hospital. The community, concerned that two of every seven infants in Hawai‘i did not live to see their first birthday, rallied to match the Wilcox’s gift. A year later, Kauikeolani Children’s Hospital opened.
“The two hospitals joined in 1978 to become Kapi‘olani Medical Center for Women & Children….”*

You can google “Kapiolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital” and a lot of hits will either bring you back to the hospital’s website or make reference to its current name, Kapiolani Medical Center for Women and Children, but you may not successfully come up with much of anything showing a document, a letter head, etc. with the KMGH name or logo.

[MORE FOUND HERE]

or how about this?”, he said, and deftly hammered in another address and this popped up on the screen:

According to thesmokinggun.com, within hours of the document being released doubters started to circulate apparent ‘flaws’ calling into question the certificates’ authenticity:

• If the original document was in a bound volume (as seen by the curved left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document’s safety paper be so seamless?
• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the ‘Date Accepted by Local Reg.’ four days later on August 8, 1961?
• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?
• David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81 – leaving him unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.
• In the ‘This Birth’ box there are two mysterious Xs above ‘Twin’ and ‘Triplet.’
• Finally, the ‘Signature of Local Registrar’ in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity.

[MORE FOUND HERE]

“…and finally, anyone seen this, and this?”, and he hit return a couple more times:

BORN IN THE USA?
Obama’s MySpace page: I’m 52 years old, not 48
Would place president’s birth during time Hawaii was a territory, (not part of U.S. then!)

Read more: Obama’s MySpace page: I’m 52 years old, not 48 http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=107163#ixzz1KpygOn8X
[MORE FOUND HERE]

(ye old ancient site) – [MYSPACEARCHIVES FOUND HERE]

“It doesn’t really matter where he was born but both parents have to be citizens of the United States, as well,” he said. “His father wasn’t, and his mother was too young under the law…”, treburn let these facts sink in before he continued,”Throw that bum out, he’s been disqualified multiple times, in multiple areas, just on this one issue – his elegibility.” “Don’t be distracted with just one requirement, for they ALL have to apply! Plus he’s a liar, and has headed up the most UN-transparent gaggle of communist/socialist/marxist/new-age flock of turkeys yet!” “It’s a smokescreen, a magic trick – distraction with one hand while implementation in the other…”, he ranted.

The room was quiet now. All eyes were wide, and a small twinkle of realization began to light the eyes in the room…”C’mon, ya’ll,” he ranted, “I mean, really, who CAN’T see this?”

As if to answer his rhetorical question he remarked under his breath, “Probably the ones with their head in the ground, or somewhere else, heh.”, he gruffly laughed, turned back to his computer station and continued to work…

Cheers!

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